You've awoken the beast! But I mean you no harm!
See - Zilla slept through his alarm
In slumber I missed hell of callouts

And shoutouts and pings
But I'm ready to flex my wings


At Nika's request, I'll give it the best that I can
But a rule you must understand
A cypher's complexity's easy or hard as you make it

But give it a structure, confidence steadies its shaking

Make a list of your woes - tally up tales of flings and throws

All botched by a player that cost you the lane
While telling us how you got game


Be sure to add similes citing your wellspring of trivia
Bombin' so hard like Ziggs to Anivia
I can do better - sit back and relax

Allow me to snowball some stacks

I [VERB] LIKE [A NOUN] - [SKILL NAME] LIKE [A CHAMP]

I reference how I got hell of spell vamp!
I say that I'm awesome and hype myself up
(But you know the truth - even I say I suck)


I'll say how you're terrible - mockin' ya' build
Your fortune I killed - the position of feeder is filled

I'm the baron of blame - with a scapegoat for every game

Pick an ADC when you say "take an AP"

Inevitable, see me crush all your spirits and dreams
Never call MIA cuz it's 3's anyway
I could help with a gank, but I'd have to leave lane


Type clusters of curses to anonymous persons
You plead for reports wit' an ego still hurtin'

But I know for certain what all of it's worth.
This isn't my main - it's only a smurf.