Aye! Aye!
Tell me 'bout your struggles (aye!)
[Verse One:]

They be like Zeus (what?)
Can you tell me 'bout your struggles
God of the sky

Turning cities to rubble (aye!)
I'm the greatest god ever, up on Mount Olympus
Me, me, son of Rhea and Cronos

I free the Cyclopes, giant beasts, single eye
Forging the thunderbolt, took them an ally
I helped release the hundred-handers too

With their $$#istance, I can take out any foo'
I see my daddy Cronos, standing in my path
I'm the mighty Zeus and he will feel my bolt's wrath

Initiation of the third generation
Three against one, it's a simple equation
The cyclopes and the handers needed little persuasion

And thyself, Zeus, with thine face unshaven
To overcome my father in this personal invasion
Rise to Mount Olympus to my newfound haven (yeah!)

[Chorus: x2]
Tell me 'bout your struggles
Tell me, tell me 'bout your struggles

Tell me 'bout your struggles
Tell me, tell me 'bout your struggles
Titanomachy

Self-fulfilling prophecy
Giantomachy
And the Typhonomachy

[Verse Two:]
But they went on
The battles kept on coming

The giants were next and they were rather unbecoming
Mountainous beasts and they sure as Hades weren't running
Heracles, my prodigy, helped to overcome them

My son, the greatest hero of the era
And I'm sorry to my goddess wife, Hera
But I still wasn't finished, I still wasn't done

There was still another monstrous tyrant to come
Typheous the storm giant from the realms of Tartartus
Battle of the millennium, it was almost disastrous

But while all the other gods might flee
In the end its always going to be me
[Chorus: x2]

[Verse Three:]
My name is Cronos, most cunning of the titans
If you don't know my story, allow me to enlighten

Maybe I wasn't the world's greatest dad
But compared to mine, I didn't do too bad
It started with a prophecy, of self-fulfilling nature

That my own flesh and blood would become the new dictator
To be thrown of the throne by my very own son
So I thought I'd eat them, one by one! (what?)

In my situation, you would have done the same
So don't look at me with those eyes of blame!
I probably should have checked when she brought me Zeus to eat

But she was clever and sneaky and very discrete
I chomped down the stone like any piece of meat
It was my undoing, this secrete deceit

Zeus grew strong and so the cycle repeats
Now he's the king and way too big to eat! (uhhh)
[Chorus: x2]

Tartarus Represent!
Mount Olympus Represent!