When I was a young BOI
My father took me into HELL
To see a marching band

He said "MAH BOI, when you grow up,
Would you be the savior of BATTY, GAY LUIGI, and YOSHI?
He said, will you defeat them, BOWSER and all MASSACRATION!!,

The SPAGHETI they have made?
Because one day, I'll leave you,
A PHD IN KICKING YOUR !#$# to lead you in the MUSHROOM KINGDOM,

To join the Y.M.C.A."
(MC Hammmer breaks it down)
STOP! HAMMER TIME!

When I was a YOUNG MAN,
My father took me into the city
To see IRON MAN

He said "Son, when you grow up,
would you be...
THE DEVOURER OF ALL LIFE?