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How about next weekend, we get over the influence.
Dance on the tables and sleep under our friends.

I was thinking Friday we could pull out our wild cards.
See yahs over at the bar, stamped like the stars we are.


What time are pre-drinks? I vote early.
How you wanna wear your hair? I vote curly.
What cha thinking of drinking tonight?

Mojos or wine, vodka or rum, whiskey or black flies.
I've got no idea how to be sexy so I was thinking maybe one of y'all could teach me.
And while we're at it, how goes the shot luck?

Party animal sees and party animal does.
And in this case we're talking literal,
we've got the whole zoo in here getting physical.

We've got a tiger, monkey, giraffe, zebra and pig.
How did 201 eve get this big?


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Fuzzy naval makes me sail to the bar again.

Make it double, we're in trouble.
Where be all my friends?
I looked good until I lost my shoes a second time.

Watching my girls drop bombs like they finding diiiiimes by the second.
Dollars by the hour, making more money here than it takes to be a sour puss.
#~!!@ take that shot, I'll do 3 tequila.

Heard some buddy tell somebody, it'd be nice to meet ya.

We won't stop til the semi-sonic song comes on.

Closing time and the lights all come on.
We don't have to go home but we can't stay here,
I bet I can find a way to sneak out this beer.

And the real question here, is pizza or poutine?
Don't you even worry, Mountain Fries is on the scene.
And we all know how this night is gonna end.

Next week you bet we're gonna do it again.

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Even on the nights the dance floor is empty,
our favourite bartenders call us crazy cause we're here.

But where else would we be?
We'll be up on the stage with the DJ,
later get him to drive us to the Capri.

We're crazy and where else would we be?

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