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YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN lyrics : "Epileptic Techno"

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Chilaxin' out with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
They want to check this new joint: Club Convulsion.

We put our $$# in motion.
All my stupid friends rolled up and the D.J. looked like Superman, if he were homeless.
And standing by the bar

Douchebag was hitting on a tranny.
Oh wait that's Hillary Clinton thre with Dick Cheney who was killin' a kitten.


I saw Shaq, Jack Black and J-Lo.
I even saw that one guy from that one show.
I saw alcoholic Jews and fat truckers.

And Oprah was there like:
?I'm Oprah, Facker!?


And everything was good until the second
Homeless Superman put on this record
I stood there with my friends and the Olsen Twins as he spins everybody had convulsions.


Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure.
Move, move, move like you're having a fi-fi-fi-fit.

Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm.

EPILEPTIC TECHNO


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Now I ain't trying to disrespect epileptics,

But the music he played made the place go hectic
The speakers on the deck became disconnected
All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked

I felt my muscles expand and contract
I passed out on the dance floor laying on my back
Reality started fading, cutting in and out

I woke up with an Olsen Twin threw up in my mouth

And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure, but the whole fackin' theater was havin' a seizure

Except Oprah, the music didn't touch her, still standing hard

?I'm Oprah, Facker!?


I saw the D.J. loadin' another disc with most of the party still foaming at the lips
I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit when Homeless Superman started spinnin' that next hit


Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
Move, move, move like you're having a fi-fi-fi-fit

Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm

EPILEPTIC TECHNO


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We woke up once again from a seizure
I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-Shirt
We slid out the back like greased up butter

We saw Oprah there

?I'm Oprah, Facker!?

We made it out alive, booyah!

We all stood around like:
?What are we going to do now??
We picked a new club. What'd we get?

We somehow rolled up to Club Tourettes?


The music there gave everyone a tick
And every time it played the whole place would twitch
And shift and switch and b&tch and talk %#@! like:


ass, barf, barf, $$#, bark, piss!
Barf, piss, $$#, $$#, barf,
barf, piss, $$#, $$#, piss!
We ran away like a jet propulsion.
Man, I guess we'll go back to Club Convulsion


Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
EPILEPTIC TECHNO, EPILEPTIC TECHNO
Oooh no not having a seizure
EPILEPTIC TECHNO, EPILEPTIC TECHNO
Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure
EPILEPTIC TECHNO, EPILEPTIC TECHNO
Oooh no not having a seizure.

EPILEPTIC TECHNO, EPILEPTIC TECHNO

?You little !@$(s, thought you all knew Oprah!?
Don't make me come over there and fack you!

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