Do you know the muffin man
The one and only muffin man
He lives on $#&@ing drurey lane

He makes us want to go insane

Pattycake, Pattycake bakersman

bake me a cake as fast as you can

Make a twinkie for Jake and I


While your at it make me a pie


Why can't we bake our own cakes,
your taking away our fun Mr. Muffinman


We need our zingers and ho-hos and twinkies
just to put a smile on our face


Why don't we steal an ice cream truck
Sorry but I Think I'm gonna upchuck(what!)


What was in those muffins
we know that it was something


Tell me...WHY

Girls who don't like shaving

on the dancefloor raving

Don't you know it's sick as hell

I can't think of anything that rhymes with hell

Stop the music this ain't going right


What the hell turn on the lights
(We are screaming with no music isn't this all so amusing


Disco, disco mother$#&@er Disco, disco(Sunlight serenade)[x8]


Blake(x8)