Here we go again
You've got me falling through the floor again
You've got me calling for a Mulligan

One too many times

If I had another shot, it'd be a hole-in-one for real

Don't try to act like you don't want me to finally close the deal
Because now I see right through your games
It's a wonder how I never could do it before

If you could only close your legs
Nobody would think you had turned into such a !@^%


You've got me falling through the floor again
You've got me calling for a Mulligan
One too many times


You never warn me, no, you never call "Fore"
When you crack my skull open and I fall through the floor

I can't help but notice that your sportsmanship is poor
And your stroke count is bogus, so I'm done with keeping score
No, that %#@! won't fly anymore