My ladies, please come closer, my name is random tox.
I have the great honor and pleasure to present to you turnex
The son of durex, the blender for the next milennium.

This is a revolution for your kitchen.
Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry, raspberry, cherries and
peaches in a fraction of a second!

Turnex, the son of durex
The only blender which can be turned into the most powerful vacuum cleaner!


Blenders for sale
And I am selling to girls
They always know who I am, what I do

She gave me no wink
Just a smile of her hips
And a sip of my glass

And let's go

She looked in my eyes

No need for this ride
She's a queen
She's pristine

And a slave

With a smile of her hips

She was changing my life
We are heading downtown in her car
Her ride is too smooth

No line [light? ] for a stop
My blenders are flying too far


She looked in my eyes
No mate [not made] for this ride
She's christine

She's sixteen
I'm her slave


She is calling me jake
She keeps me awake
Oh boy I was ready to go