(feat. Ras Kass, Saafir)
[Intro:]
[Arabian Voice:] Doctor, Doctor, I need help Doctor

[Nurse:] Sit down and wait your turn
[Xzibit:] Sit your $$# down


[Saafir:]
You have, scars in your mask like Seal
That ain't for real

We'll have to fix that, yo ^!$$% sit back

[Xzibit:]

Your flow remind me of a ^!$$% that I just don't feel
Same style and delivery
Might as well have his grill

Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants
25 hundered get you style enhanced
It's like...


[Saafir:]
This, mask right will lift your grill

It'll put height in your mack
Don't take to much off
If you want a nose like Michael Jackson


[Xzibit:]
If you want it done right, ^!$$% come see this

maybe even send your (*##$
We can fix them tits
From a C cup to a double D cup

Make them big %#@!s, doctor lick em, yeah

[Saafir:]

I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial
need a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racial
After I'm done, you might have a little pouch tone

Nothin' my scaple can't fix
What kind of face you want


[Singing Voice:]
I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme


[Saafir:]
It'll cost you


[Singing Voice:]
But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that ^!$$% face named Saafir!


[Saafir:]
That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone
What type of %#@! you on, I hope you got insurance

Before I sit you on my gurney
And lead you to an anestetic breather
If ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it right

Casue being fake ain't tight
You need plastic surgury


[Hook:]
I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style
(It seems you need plastic surgury) [x5]


[Xzibit:]
I'm located, at, the bottom of the black list

I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury
Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop $$# in your gases
feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil

And what?
When a ^!$$% place #~!!@ get $#&@ed
Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,

Transfused from a junkie
With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones
Of all hip hop clones


[Ras Kass:]
I date fat girls that weight 215

With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the #~!!@
I'm performing vinyl liposuctions

[Saafir:]
Phat MC


[Ras Kass:]
Phat production, mother$#&@in' facial reconstruction
Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic
sex changes from (*##$ ^!$$%s to ra ra ^!$$%s

the only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

[Saafir:]
This %#@! is full blown, you better head to the clinic
After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenit

Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic
^!$$%s get blasted if they plastic

[Hook]


[Ras Kass:]
I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle
Criminal Genius
operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them ^!$$%s ^&@#$
Take it to your face like a skin graph
rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)

You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college
And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the### you and Richard Gere be
swallowin'
Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowers
so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)
We remain uncontested to the contender, we can
Million Man March all the way to December

January, Feburary 28th

[Saafir:]
I, never, wash my hands
The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick
But I'll split you quick
Like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand

I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip
Hopefully, in surgury, I won't slip
on a tile that file and twist ya lips
Like Collin Powell
Descriptions I'm overwrite
For the ones thats over bitin' on dental records
bitin', to God, send your blessings

I'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks
and (*##$es, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named me
A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients
!#$*! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
You don't have an appointment or an application
For me to attack your face in my practice
Never lackin' when I'm insurting these plastic patches

Seems like you need plastic surgery