Luber, i want to hug you
I want to tell your mom to love you
Cuz my mom loves me

She taught me to use the yellow pages
And my dad loves me
He listens when i have a $#&@ing thing to say


You got your dreams
Theyre about the Birthday Party

Ive got my dreams
Whatever they used to be


Luber, on your birthday
I will answer your 1000 questions
Luber let me help you

It will ease my conscience



What would it be
If you knew were saving my soul
And what would you think

If you knew you were the toast of my town