I know it's dumb to say,
That you are on my mind.
I know it's stupid to dream,

That you might think of me as a man.

I can loose my own tie knot,

I can button up my own pants.
I can buy my own cigarettes,
I can pluck my own moustache.


I read it's lame to wish,
That you won't walk out on me.

I'm not embarrassed to sing,
Plainly the words love and your name.


I can pay all my own bills,
I can unroll my own tights.
I can untuck all I have to untuck,

I can weep through my own midnights.

I can loose my own tie knot,

I can button up my own pants.
I can buy my own cigarettes,
I can pluck my own moustache.


I can pay all my own debts,
I can rip off my own tights.

I can humiliate myself to your face,
I can weep through my own midnights.