(Uncle Snoop Dogg.)
Yo' whassup, whassup.
(Could you read us a bedtime story?)

Alright, alright.
Ya'll get my ash tray, get my lighter.
I'm a read ya'll a gangsta bedtime story.

Come here, sit on my lap.
(Okay.)
Check it out.


Great scotts, it's hot today
He ran up out of bullets so I shot him in his chest

He fell to the floor with his hands in the air
His vision gettin blurry but you know I didn't care
Peck, peck, he tried to stay on deck

So I ran up on this ^!$$% and I shot him in his neck
Shooting like a mutha$#&@in vietnam vet
Riding on this ^!$$% disrepectin my set

No stranger to danger ain't no warning shots
On the hood gettin hot, anybody can drop
You better have a spot up in town my ^!$$%

Cause please believe it, it can go down my ^!$$%
Caught up in some traffic behind some hood rat
Grease strikes you out with no get back

Wishing for a steak eatin on a Kit Kat
And your (*##$ ain't %#@! the little homie hit that
Sit back and go see, take a trip up with me

Let's go get a stick ^!$$% dip with me
We can ride on some ^!$$%s for nuthin at all
Even if we cool with 'em, $#&@ 'em let's go get 'em

LBC in this mutha$#&@a cuz
I had to show these ^!$$%s what time it was
We got thugs, cons, drugs and guns

We claiming everything ^!$$%, even dimes and doves
Have you ever slapped a (*##$ to mack your grip
Or better yet, strapped a clip

To a mutha$#&@in' nine millimeter for heater
And put the ride down out of G two seater
You need a ^!$$% like me to get your game like that

Young ^!$$%, you could get a smack for that
I'm that ^!$$% who brought the afro back
And pat your back and then I turn around and snatch your sack

Before I came out ^!$$%s was wearing slack
I brought the curl back and the golf hat
The black poker sack and this skandelous raps

The one eight seven kidnaps and jacks
I brought snaps to the game ^!$$%
Raps to the game ^!$$%, I'm that big rap name ^!$$%

S-N double O-P fa sho
I do my thang way cut throat on the downlow
Oh once upon a time in the LBC

There lived a OG from the DPG
And all the little kids looked up to him
All the women stayed true to him, police tried to do him

But couldn't do nothing to him cause he's like stainless steel
And all they hated on him because he was way to real
I don't know why but he's just so fly

But I gotta end this story by saying goodnight