[*dogs barking*]

[Ol Dirty !@&!]

All y'all (*##$es put your naps together
And all you ^!$$%z put your dicks together, (*##$


[Ol Dirty starts singing]
Hoeeeee! Yah ha heh
De, hayyyy! Ah ha he hay

De, haaaaa! Errr hah hahhhr
Haaaaaaaah He hawww, heahh


She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts

Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut
Don't want it if it ain't no !@#%, (*##$!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup

Don't invite me I tear the $#&@ down
White ones cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play

I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust $$#
Bullet him, get him fast
(*##$ I don't break out, blast to the next rash

The dog piss on MC's like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese


[Ol Dirty sings again]
Hoeeeeee!
Yeah, hayyyy! Dedicated to all you (*##$ $$# ^!$$%z

De, haaaaa And you (*##$ $$# ^!$$%rettes
(*##$! Hoeeeeee! Mother$#&@ers!


[RZA] Let that (*##$ go!

Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH

the Ol Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
(*##$, you walk around with your bra too tight
It's alright, you still gon' get $#&@ed tonight

Hoeeeeee!

[Method] Stankin $$# hoes!


You're the type of (*##$ don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit

That #~!!@ there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown! Hehahahaha

Tossed salad, oh you in some %#@! now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bones

in the backyard, of someone else's house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your $$#

But pardon me (*##$, as I %#@! on your grass
That means hoe, you been %#@!-ted on!
I'm not the first dog that's %#@!ted on your lawn


[crazy drunken $$# ODB singin again]


Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy

(This is dedicated to all y'all (*##$es)
De, haaaahhhh
Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa

Ahahaahaaah

$#&@ y'all