My teeth have never looked quite this yellow

And my body never quite this fat


I'll pay well over the odds just to have


Some teenage abandoned back




I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan


And I swear it was an act of fate

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down


I just take my thoughts into the center of town




And Schumacher, the Champagne


Whoever needed good cause to celebrate


Schumacher, the Champagne

Might as well be proud of last place





We used to set ourselves on fire

When chemistry was twice a week


And now I pay for it over a counter


Whilst they become fitness freaks




My bad habits are taking over


All the good left inside

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down


I just take my thoughts into the center of town




And Schumacher, the Champagne


Whoever needed good cause to celebrate


Schumacher, the Champagne

Might as well be proud of last place





Schumacher, the Champagne

Never needed good cause to celebrate





Oh, take me as I am, oh, take me as I am

Oh, take me as I am or not at all





Or not at all, or not at all

Or not at all, or not at all, or not at all