Elected by the house of hen
Wolves masquerade as men
Hide their ears, in a bowler hat


Their canes sway through the air
Their grins are full of flair

One of them steps up to take the lead

Call me Mr Mayor

I'm the answer to your prayers
Big mouth
All the better to lure you in


Call me Mr Mayor
In town there's a new player

Sharp claws
All the better to strip your things


See the polls reach the skies
All convinced by the lies
Elect me and I'll end all your woes


I'll put your money to good use
Spend it on things that I choose

The garbage problem
I'll fix it soon


Call me Mr Mayor
I'm the answer to your prayers
Big mouth

All the better to lure you in

Call me Mr Mayor

In town there's a new player
Sharp claws
All the better to strip your things


Soon the goons go out on platoon
filled with loons and buffoons

From full moon to noon

They're offering boon

From the local tycoon
And all the while they croon,
Are you insured against

Typhoon and monsoon
Somewhere in this city
Hides the girl for me

What good is a feudal lord
If he's sad and lonely


Call me Mr Mayor
I'm the answer to your prayers
Big mouth

All the better to lure you in

Call me Mr Mayor

In town there is a new player
Sharp claws
All the better to strip your things