How dare you wear a robe to preside
How dare you cover your head to hide
Your face from God

How dare you smile from behind your beard
To hide the fact your hearts a feared
And wave your rod

How dare you be the one to $$#ess
Me in this God-forsaken mess
You, a man in a purple dress

A man in a purple dress

You are all the same

Gilded and obsurd
Regal fast to blame
Rulers by lost word

Men above men or prats
With your high hats


You priest you mullah so high
You Pope you wise rabbi
You're invisble to me

Like vapor from the sea

How dare you do you think I'll quietly go

You are much braver than you know
For I can't die
Your staff your stick your special cap

They'll protect in hell what crap
Believe the lie




How dare you be the one to $$#ess

Me in this God-forsaken mess
You, a man in a purple dress
A man in a purple dress


When you place your frown
Between my god and prayer

However grand your crown
Or dignified your hair
Men above men or prats

In your high hats

You priest you mullah so high

You Pope you wise rabbi
You're invisble to me
Like vapor from the sea


I lovingly mock you noble lords
We all dress up to grant awards

I do that as well

I dare condemn your fashion sense

At least you're not astride a fence
That would not sell
But I will deliver this address

Your souls' condition don't impress
You a man in a purple dress
A man in a purple dress