Wanna kiss you like they do on TV
Wanna $#&@ you like they do in magazines
Hang out at the bars, get all your drinks for free

Now it's two o'clock and you ended up with me,
you trendy $#&@, trendy $#&@, you're trendy $#&@


Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big $#&@ing $$# covers the whole stool
Now it's three o'clock, down on your knees,

beggin' for the dick and you're even saying please
You trendy $#&@, trendy $#&@, you're trendy $#&@


Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big $#&@ing $$# covers the whole stool
You trendy $#&@, trendy $#&@, you're trendy $#&@