Give me a quarter and I will start to say,
?What is this for??
It's for all of the doe I took from you today

This is just one. I want a hundred more!

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I'm going to get some more
I need something to savor
Fresh off the sidewalk

Go ahead dude, just talk

I reach out for the quarter

Sweat is dripping from my headband
Man, there's no need to sort 'em
I'll just take it from your hand!


You don't want to do that dude
I'm begging you not to

What in the world?
Where did you go, Earl?


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Oh, you're a tough catch

When you're standing there with the money & a match
You better go over there
It's not my fault that I have good-looking shoes


When the hog snorts, when the deer runs
Hot dogs go with hot dog buns

Man, how do we sound?
What's that? Yeah, I know we're fun!


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