You know what Im going through
'Cause you stood in my shoes
I'm writing on paper

But I forgot to tell her...

"Baby, I don't know how to dance!"

She went into a trance
I looked over on the sidelines
And I saw my fans!


[Chorus]
It's the dark side of the dance

I'm here in my black pants
"Hey, baby! Look at me!
I can dance!" [x2]


I can't swim & I can't dance
But I know I can

With my super man
Black Pants! My black pants! Black pants!


[Chorus x2]