You, you think yer such a bad $$#; You think yer such a rough neck; Well I saw
you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio; I think it's really sad
though; and tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me; 'Cause I saw her outside suckin'

dick in the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band;

Chorus

When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in . . .

I'm gonna win

Me, I'm just another gringo, a bitter jalepeno; But I gets more montequilla in a

week than your (*##$ $$# gets in a lifetime; You're steppin' on a land mine;
Your gonna shoot yer eye out; I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill is goin' on
wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt, Wouldn't $#&@'er for my country with a

flag on her face and a stolen dick.

Chorus

You, you think yer still a bad $$#, You think your still a rough neck; Well
let's take this outside