(Verse 1)
Well now then BlankyFlank, I've seen your frown and it's like walking down the wrong end of a plank 'til I fall off
Into a raging sea

Oh I know you want your Cutie Mark, but it'll come eventually
(Chorus)
Why can't we just laugh and trot around?

We were never afraid to crusade through the better parts of our town
And we wish, we hoped, we prayed
But it's so hard to be patient on a day like today when you're all argumentative and you've got your cape on

(Verse 2)
Well now then BlankyFlank, oh you're in trouble again aren't you?
Well to be frank, you brought this on yourself

Yeah you shouldn't have taken that potion from Zecora's shelf
(Chorus again)
(Bridge)

Yeah and I'm sorry about that day
When I tried to steal your big sis away
But I can't be asked to carry on being Babs Seed's prey

Oh and I still love you
Yeah y'know I do, I truly do well...
(Chorus then End)