Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year

Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on

Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day


All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about

When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh

Snap their weasely spines in half
Grap your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day


[Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects]


People love them down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?

But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin

Bash their weasely skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay


Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day

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