I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier

What can I say
This is the life


I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardly mobile dude

This is the life

They say that money corrupts you

But I can't really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think it's pretty swell


I got women lined up outside my door
They've been waitin' there since the week before

Who could ask for more
This is the life


You're dead for a real long time
You just can't prevent it
So if money can't buy happiness

I guess I'll have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the front page news

No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life


I got a solid gold Cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep

You can tell I'm a living legend
Not some ordinary creep


No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese
Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees
And I can do just what I please

This is the life

That's right, I'm the king, number one

I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts


One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free

It's such a thrill just to be me
This is the life
Waah, this is the life