Where'd you learn how to steer
You do eighty in second gear

When you drive, I can't relax
Got your license from Cracker Jacks
You just hit another tree

These fender benders are killin' me

She drives like crazy

Like noone else
She drives like crazy
And I'm afraid for myself


They'll put you behind bars
We're not playin' bumper cars

Did a great figure eight
In the middle of the interstate
Tires squeel wherever we go

Even hitchhikers just say no

She drives like crazy

Her car's a mess
She drives like crazy
She's got a death wish I guess


She's a demon
Behind the wheel

Thinks she's drivin'
The Batmobile


Burnin' rubber in school zones
Runnin' over the traffic cones
Passin' "semi-"s on the right

Now my knuckles are turnin' white

She drives like crazy

She'll break your necks (?)
She drives like crazy
She always gets into wrecks


She drives like crazy
Like noone else

She drives like crazy
Now I'm afraid for myself


She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy

And I'm afraid for myself