Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire


But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated spider came down
Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls

And he's swingin' all over town

La li la, li de da

La la, li le la da dum

Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's evil doers to fight


Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his
Who horns in on Mary Jane

But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who can kiss upside down in the rain


"With great power comes great responsibility"
That's the catch phrase of old Uncle Ben
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the line

Again and again and again

Oh, la la la, di de da

La la, di di da da dom

Now Norman's a billionare scientist

Who never had time for his son
But then something went screw and before you knew he
Was trying to kill everyone


And he's ridin' around on that glider thing
And he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bomb

Yes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on


Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber now

But where'd you come up with those tights?

It's a pretty sad day at the funeral

Norman Osborn has bitten the dust
And I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man dead
Aw, but his buddy Pete he can trust


Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter now
Aw, but Peter, he just shuts her down

Mary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the sequal comes 'round


Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dum


Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man
Sling us a web tonight
'Cause we all sure could use us a hero now

And we think that you'll do all right