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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC lyrics : "Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung"

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung

This is what I hear him say

[deep breathing]


Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease

He never tells me lies, and best of all
He never disagrees


I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation

And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply, and Mr. Frump would say

[deep breathing]


Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. Frump's dying day

And now I bring to you the very last thing
That Mr. Frump had to say....


[deep breathing, that fades and dies off]

Amen

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