I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA

Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day


Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain

I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again

On no

I cannot approve of this attraction

'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawer
Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad


Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild

Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney

And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no


Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been

Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again

Oh no... oh no