Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite


You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time

You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do

Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles

Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how

You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip


Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go


It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer


Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away

It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish

It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free


Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid


Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth

Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever

You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do


Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say

Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid

We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud

Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid

Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid