Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream

Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache

This is it, pal
Root C!@#^


My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings

Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy

Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright

Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me


You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane

Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here

'Cause I'm so severe
Pain


Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me

Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking

I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday

'Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray

Oy vey!

I'm getting absurd

Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me