You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie

You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block

Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice

And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my knees

I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo...


You can clear the room
By playind Debbie Boon
Or crank your Abba records until dawn

Oh, I can even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon

Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board

Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more


Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song

You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song

It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

Don't play that song

That "Achy Breaky" song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song

That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...


Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know

And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo...