It's a nine mile walk
from the office to the pumps
sometimes you think you're gonna drop

in the end you're filthy dirty
^^&$#* and pissed off
and before you can leave u gotta sweep the $#&@in' shop

it's a real real (*##$
to be workin' 4 the man
but %#@! I do it well so what the $#&@

I could probly wash dishes
at some other $#&@in' dump
but it's all the same to me

bustin' $$# 2 make a buck

so read 'em up + stick 'em

pump that $#&@er good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your $$#

and pump some !@$)got's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks


it's a piss poor life
when the ladies fire u up
and then u check their oil and know you're $#&@ed

'cuz no one wants a loser
who works for 5 an hour
smells like gas, looks like %#@!

works in the rain - rude as hell

I can fix a tire like hurricane melinda

I know that I'm the best for what it's worth
so if I choose to help you
don't look like you expect it

'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth

so read 'em up + stick 'em

pump that $#&@er good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your $$#

and pump some !@$)got's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks


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