My dinner's on fire
while she watches TV
and if you've ever wondered

what it's like to be me
she takes all my money
and leaves me no smokes

yells at my buddies
and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can

she's got time for the dog and none for her man
and I'm no dope
but I can't cope

so hit the $#&@in' road and piss up a rope

you can

piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'

pack your bag
I don't need the ag
on your knees you big, booty (*##$ start suckin'

you ride my $$#
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up %#@!s creek

with a turd for a paddle
and I can't cope
piss up a rope


uh you can piss up a rope
and feel the pissy dribble

you can piss up a rope
and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months

I been packin' your bag
you can wash my balls
with a warm, wet rag

till my balls feel smooth
and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth

and your 2 percent milk
and I'm no dope
but I've lost all hope

so hit the $#&@in' road and
piss up a rope


you can
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes

hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag
I don't need the ag

on your knees you big, booty (*##$ start suckin'
you ride my $$#
like a horse in a saddle

now you're up %#@!s creek
with a turd for a paddle
and I can't cope

piss up a rope

(solos)


you can
piss up a rope

and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag

I don't need the ag
on your knees you big, booty (*##$ start suckin'
you ride my $$#

like a horse in a saddle
now you're up %#@!s creek
with a turd for a paddle

and I can't cope
piss up a rope
(repeat)