I've got my ticket to Hogwarts
Some firewhisky for the way
And I sure would like for Ron Weasley

To invite me to the Burrow for the day

When I'm with Ron, when I'm with Ron

Why won't he kiss me, my friend Ron
He's got freckles and red hair
A rat that he takes everywhere

Why won't he kiss me, my friend Ron

Harry's got a broomstick to fly around

To go and look for You-Know-Who

He's countin' souls he's slivered

Voldemort gives me the shivers
But Ron Weasley I'm safe when I'm with you


The Elder Wand, the Elder Wand
We gotta find the Elder Wand
We've got the Resurrection Rock (I KNOW IT'S A STONE but I wanted it to rhyme with talk and walk like in the original song -- sorry if I offended any resurrection stoners out there)

I'll miss Dobby when I see a sock
We gotta find the Elder Wand