I was in the party looking 17
shes right up in front of me
showing me what she means

followed her to the dancefloor
to prove myself in step
the way that i move

it really is the rep

i don't even understand

how to reproduce to produce
to love you anymore
she can't stop flirting

with anything anything that walks past

t shirts got looser

she never wore a bra
the first time i kissed her
was in the back of your car

i met her parents
they were really nice
we played monopoly but you stole the dice


they said i was innocent
but i pleaded guilty

terrible crime i commited in 1989
she had a lovely chest
she took of her top

everybody ate marmalade
and finnished up the zest


she got in her bathtub
i helped her wash her face
she showed me the baby

it showed me the place
we sat down for dinner
i washed up the plates

you cooked like zena skinner
your food showed the traits


i don't think i'll marry you
things just don't seem right
i don't want to carry you

like a camel in the night
please don't take this wrong
i'm sorry for the delivery

never meant to hurt you
especially through song