Welcome to summer, now it's time to get $#&@ed up

Things get better, they get better with each bottle that we pop


Welcome to summer, now it's time to test your luck on dumb hotties at the parties that are only there to find a $#&@


Everyday's the same: wake by noon, drunk by four

till we pass out on someone's floor


We don't remember names, but still we keep the score and there's always room for just one more 'till we get bored


I wake up, I wish I knew in who the $#&@'s bed, wish I had a cold so I couldn't smell my breath that's polluted by the stench of alcohol and vomit, looking for some pizza while in fact I'm lying on it

I get out and I stumble to the corner of the room that spins in many circles as I'm tryin' to find my shoes


My body signals these are things I'll certainly regret


WE'LL NEVER MISS A PARTY 'CAUSE OUR LIFE'S THE BIGGEST ONE IN TOWN!