Intro:
Listen before you answer.


I don't give two haggard leprechauns
And M's lunch crockpot of Acapulco Gold
About what you think about me and my art.

It's all about the message.
Shout out to the lovers, and especially the haters.
Happiness' best friend is success

One Love, yo.
Like Uncle Ben said, "With great power comes great responsibility."
Since y'all are so sensitive, lemme try 'n limit the profanities

Here we go Argyle:

Body:

Chwillin' with my boys gettin' on my grind
Doin' my thang, I be feelin' fine.
Here's my take (I mean ur toke)

Brethren, gimme ur ears, this ain't no joke.
When Life gets tough, don't lose your mind.
Trust me boy, you'll be fine

Like Bob Marley said,
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul..."
Come on kids, smoke another bowl;

Starve that ego and feed your soul
"...Wisdom is greater than silver or gold."


You ought to be more insightful, be more kind
Blow everybody's mother $#&@in' mind
Be like Piggy from Willy G's Lord of The Flies

I know you got your mind on your money,
And your money on your mind, but niggy,
$#&@ ur greed, cuz the world gonna $#&@ u up

Like Rocky $#&@ up Apollo Creed, Fight!

Be smart people

Earl, Like Mario, jump when the goombas come
$#&@ (*##$es they just wanna $#&@ ur dick, make u###, then run
They say the Early Bird gets the Worm...

I guess the little Asian LG gets the Perv!
Screw Wang and his perverted lips
and Dew and her over-sized hips

Use ur nogan, down with Ms. Mountain and her wide hipped, flaring nostril bloggin'
Disregard a large hill, bomb a halcyon Mountain
Take it by the snout

Journey up the 5K hips
Infertile mah don't know where it's at or what it's all about.
Play the game, work the system

Everything I do, I do it for a reason!

They say AP is cool

Only thing it does is make ya look like a fool
They say climb to that summit, and stick with it
I'll tell you now: AP is $#&@ing %#@!.

The only summit I'll climb is my Kinley of a teacha
Chillin' with my boy, John "Tha Preacha"
Yoo, is much more beneficial to me, (THC!)

Take Life and drink it down to the lees!

Advanced Placement, ha.

Did you do your homework?
Your daughter is in my ba!@&(t, no duh.
The "blaim", on us she always places

Advanced %#@!, funny how she can hardly spell
*DING!* Oh, yay, saved by the Ms. Bell


The only thing AP do to me
Is $#&@ me over and make me smoke tree
My mark don't reflect my understanding and knowledge

$#&@, who knows, I'll be lucky if I make it to Community College
Suck $$#, does my grade
Only thing AP do is make me DGAF and wanna get fade.


This year I mainly did my thang:
Be gentle, be kind, hoop, slang, get by and get high.

Kid Cudi: I smoke to get high because the world is so low
$#&@ all the nappy $$# judgmental hoes!
Now I throw you one grand idea
And mentally you want to take me to court like a subpoena
This is my Freedom Ride

Nas: Life's a (*##$ and then u die!

Educate your brain and keep sane
Get to work and make bank
It's your friends and fam u better thank.

Live in the present
Josh Whang Gang is what I $#&@ing represent
It's too bad not everyone can see eye to eye
While you're wasting ur time, ama go fly!
Trust in the Universe

While you do that, ama keep spittin' my verse...

Swag me the $#&@ out
Take phony Kony '12 and knock it out
Smack your bunk $$# girlfriend and red fruit juice punch her in the mouth

Saved the best for last, let's do it fast:
If I ain't callin' you it's prolly for a reason:
Your name must be Drizzle, you $#&@ed me over
Or to me you committed an act of treason

If you don't like me, come for me lyrically

Like a (*##$ with shin splints
I can make you wince.
Where's your Mastery of Love?
You're a loser like the !@#$ Chicago Cubs
Try and put me down, from Wasabi, you will not get a frown.

When I'm sad, I remember that the Wind Cries Mary

And like a remedy, I am no longer teary.
All I can do is smile
Like James Panozzo - that kid goes the $#&@ing mile

One Love to the boys who stayed faithful
To the rest, I hope you get a fistful (or a face-full)
I'm stickin' with my plan

And my right hand...man Curran
Right forearm Bijan
Love u Cole Fam
Chwill, uda shyt man!
In times of darkness, unconditionally you guided me
By the left hand - this is for you man:


$#&@ me once, $#&@ me twice
Look at me: Bowl of Rice
Spoon black women and children, Chwinkie.
Chwillin' in Guadalajara under the sun givin' Mamasitas winkies.

Like Robert Ingham says: PAAAAAAAYCE!


Outro:
So kiddies, young adults, listen please:
Listen to the truthful Don Miguel Ruiz...

Be impeccable with your word
Don't take anything personally
Don't make $$#umptions

And Always Do Your Best.

One Love, Jah Bless.