I know that it's evil

I know that it's got to be


I know I ain't doing much


Doing nothing means a lot to me

Living on a shoe string


A fifty cent millionaire


Open to charity

Rock 'n' roller welfare





Sitting in my Cadillac

Listening to my radio


Suzy baby get on in


Tell me where you want to go

I'm living in a nightmare


She's looking like a wet dream


I got myself a Cadillac

But I can't afford the gasoline





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I've got holes in my shoes


And I'm way overdue


Down payment blues




Get myself a steady job






Some responsibility

Can't even feed my cat


On social security


Hiding from the rent man

Oh it makes me want to cry


Sheriff knocking on my door


Ain't it funny how the time flies




Sitting on my sailing boat


Sipping off my champaign

Suzy baby all at sea


Say she want to come again


Feeling like a paper cup

down a storm drain

Got myself a sailing boat


But I can't afford the gasoline




CHORUS