Fill in the blanks without spilling your drinks:
My name is and I'm a alcoholic
Not for real, but what else do you call this

Find me in the clubby
Going duper dumby
Borrowing your money


In the bathroom flask full of iced tea
College grad chick straddling me

I think that she want me
To get up in her tummy
That's why they call me "Gutsy"

And I be like "check my spanish"

Mamacita, te necesito

Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know
I shoot tequila from Costa Rica
I gotta tell ya


Best friends, you are my $#&@ing best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever

This song, I'm really feeling this song
This song, $#&@ing best song everrr


It's only midnight, chicks like "Heels off!"
Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog
Skittles, Stoli, no juice

And rolypoly produce
That's why they call me "Whoa, dude"
"Slow, dude", your roll dude!


Mamacita, te necesito
Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know

Margaritas and microwave pizzas
I gotta tell ya


Best friends, you are my $#&@ing best friends
Seriously, it's like the best night ever
This song, I'm really feelin this song

This song, $#&@ing best song everrr