It's 5 o'clock in the morning
Conversation got boring
You said you're going to bed soon

So I snuck off to your bedroom
And I thought I'd just wait there (uh)
Until I heard you come up the stairs (uhh)

And I pretended I was sleeping (uhh)
And I was hoping...


[Verse 1] (S.T.D)
It's five O clock in the morning, and it's Waffle House
And You're naked, laying on the couch

My Martha got aids, and mason I just got paid
Grandma pays me ten, spend it on hookers today
Fat girl and I tag team, Like KPD and Waffle House

like HG And ocean breeze, way back when they were announced
5 o clock in the morning, I'll take you back to my house
After I $#&@ those freckles, you won't be able to count

S.T.D reminiscing, those great ^^&$#* morning $#&@s
Oh mason that mouth so dry, so that you cant even suck
$#&@ing that ^&@#$ so hard you can't feel me

Sneaking in your bedroom just so you lube me
mason you make me wish I never had the tree
But when you left i was begging in my knees

Man $#&@ this verse now I really have to pee
Drive off at 5 to my nearest Waffle House
To pee and maybe sit down and drink some tea

Knowing Adrian is hitting that #~!!@
Yelling mason that vag is so mussy
Can't belive mason would be so raunchy

$#&@ that mason he's just a !@^%, it's five and I'm saying once more...

[Verse 2] (Dew)

It's 5'o clock in the morning Martha sucking a pedophiles dick
An untamed animal in the house
Fat girl being a (*##$

Watchin gay (*##$es sucking their dicks
Ghumandi ridin dicks of people he doesn't know
Got them bed bugs infesting his home

Martha having nightmares
Of bill doing his laundry
Fat girl got that OCD

Teen Titan mashup please god please
Lil Wayne the best rapper ever
Fireman ridin that pole

Adrian $#&@ing mason with that batman voice
But for mason it wasn't a mutual choice
He begged please can I be batman

Adrian said no then his dick exploded like a fatman
Man I hate this game
I'm playing madden cause I'm only good at that game

Jaton drowning in that #~!!@
He gobbles it up with a side of milk
Dramatic your sister is hot

If fat girl could meet her
Hed probaly choke on her fur
I'm outta here


[Verse 3] (Fat Girl)
You ain't got nothing on

But a wife beater and my @@#! in your mouth
Spider-Man suit fetish, love my dad in the wrong ways
Long pubes look like a daddy long legs

Daddy got them long legs, when he comes home
I get a bowl of###
That's when daddy does his raw rape

Super Bowl Sunday swinger party that fills
Up my schedule, going over to bills
Martha covered in melted snickers

Tim $#&@ing Peter in his Rees e @@#!
Daddy's on the balcony yelling at !@$@s
Im about to eat his $$#

Sex toys out the secret stash
Used gas station tampons are a requirement
Dip them in coffee, before he sucks my dick

That's how he hits the right spot
With all the right flavors, invest more d
Incest orgy, down stairs with the neighbors
We $#&@ and shrivel up