If you are too tense
If you caught the swine
If you have arthritis

Or your unable to lie
U Can't get erection
Ur Losing ur mind

An Eating disorder
And Can't walk-a straight line
If you are depressed, well

You will be fine
Take medication
Or just drink some wine

Hair loss prevention
Sleep like the dead
There is Medicine for everything

But it may cause instant death
(REPEAT)