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Voltaire lyrics : "The Vampire Club"

Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came

To the Vampire Club
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan

Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was

Most uncool, he said,
"Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?"
His name's Bernie Weinstein

And he's in the 8th grade!"

Fangs were flying, capes were torn

Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
The number one rule in this game:
Never call one by his real name

Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,

"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."

Missi lost a fang in the ladies room

And we all laughed and called her 'Snaggletooth!"
And D was mad cause he broke his cane
And he flushed his contacts down the drain

There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo

That used to be "Father" you-know-who!

Well, it's hard to believe but we're still around

And when we hang out it's upside down
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"

A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
But if you really want to see some gore and blood

Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club

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