When I was a young man
I traveled 'round the world.
And I've been with every kind of girl

I think I slept with half the population of Japan.
It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man.


Back then our president,
He really raised the bar for
Getting stuck, caught in the cookie jar.

He gave new meaning to having an intern on your staff.
It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man.


Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth.
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.
What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand.

Just grow a pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man.


When you are a Tiger
And have a gorgeous wife.
Sometimes you just get tired of your life.

If you eat filet mignon each day eventually you'll want Spam.
It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man.


Take that motorcycle man
Who wed a movie star.
While she made films, he trolled around in bars.

He bed a stripper with a !#@$ tattoo on her $$#.
It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man.


Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth.
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.
What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand.

Just grow a pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man.


We men we have our predilection
We'll cheat if given half a chance.
There ain't no such thing as sex-addiction.

We're just all ^^&$#* !@$(s
And we can't keep it in our pants.


It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural.

Now I'm old and wiser

And have a lovely wife.
And I'll be true to her for all my life.
I ain't sayin' that I'm special or that I'm a superman.

I guess I'm just too old and tired To do
what's normal for a man.
But if I did I wouldn't go lyin' through my teeth.

And rattle off excuses for what made me cheat.
I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand.
I'd show my pair and fess up and say:

It's normal for a man!

Then you would leave and I'd be lonely.

I'd hit the bar and wreck my health,
I'd cry and say I ruined everything.
Don't be sad for me, it's nothing strange.

It's normal for a man.