Last night my girlfriend asked me why
They don't play me on MTV
Well, I guess I never really tried

To write a song that's this cheesy

But I'm tired of being poor

I'm tired of this life
And I'm ready to sell out completely
Now, I want some supermodel to become my wife

And I want more bling bling than P Diddy!

La la la

Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me, I'm on MTV

In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Last night a DJ died

He took his life on the radio
His hopes and dreams denied
They never let him spin what he wanted to

I say If your hands are tied
And you don't have a word about it either way
Why not sneak in my song

And you can help me get laid
Laid and paid


La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio

Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see


La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio

Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see


Keep the lyrics simple and
The melody insipid
Play it on and on and on

Until they're sick and try and skip it

It's a futile termination

It's on every $#&@in' station
This sonic defecation is on ludicrous rotation
All over the nation


Well, it's a hot morning here in downtown hell.
Fire and brimstone is falling from the skies and

skull-headed bats are eating all the naughty little children.
If you're like everybody else, you're stabbing yourself in the ear right now
with a sharpened chopstick trying to make this madness end.

This one's going out to you - it's Sellout by The Oddz.
Fifty seven million more times... in a row!


Last night my girlfriend asked me why
They don't play me on MTV
I guess I never really tried

To sell my soul on tv
To sell out this completely


La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio

Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see


La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio

Look at me, I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see