QUIRRELL:
You won't sleep on your tummy


VOLDEMORT:
You won't sleep on your back


VOLDEMORT and QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree


QUIRRELL:
We share some hands and fingers


VOLDEMORT:
And yet the feeling lingers


VOLDEMORT and QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone could be


VOLDEMORT:
You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill


QUIRRELL:
You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell


VOLDEMORT:
Pushing people in is fun as well

I like folding all my ties

QUIRRELL:

And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT and QUIRRELL:

I guess its plain to see
when you look at you and me
were different

different
as can be


VOLDEMORT:
Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!


QUIRRELL:
Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards


VOLDEMORT:
My new world is about to unfold


QUIRRELL:
You got beat by a two year


VOLDEMORT:
Ill kill him this time through and through


QUIRRELL:
Or you might just give him another tattoo


VOLDEMORT and QUIRRELL:
You really must agree
when you look at you and me

were different
different
as can-


VOLDEMORT:
Ill rise again and Ill rule the world

But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds


QUIRRELL:
Prevails!


VOLDEMORT:
Part of that world goes to you


QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world Ill plant flowers

VOLDEMORT:
When I rule the world Ill have snakes

And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!

QUIRRELL:
And Jane Austin novels


VOLDEMORT and QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!