Well i met her on the corner of broadway
Said she seen me coming for a mile
I guess i should have known she was trouble

By the hood wink in her eye
She said, "now watch my hands real careful"
But i should've been watching her feet

Before i knew it
She stole my heart and my wallet
Went running on down the street


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The greatest hustler of all

Stands about four foot nine
Made to be a moocher, low-down hoochie coocher
Her daddy made her walk the line

Hustles with the greatest of ease
Fools any boy anytime
The greatest hustler in all of this world

Been hustlin' this heart of mine

Now i've been hustled on the streets of chicago

And the levees of new orleans
But i never knew a woman to work so fast
She's what you call a hustlin' queen

Well i took her to the fair on friday
We stepped into the kissing booth
When i puckered my lips

To steal me a kiss
She went and stole my gold tooth


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Well if you see her coming this way boys you'd better take care

'cause she'll hustle your heart away into the air

So fellas if your down on the corner

She's not that hard to find
She's the greatest hustler in all of this world
She stands about four foot nine


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