[iBringDaLULZ]

(My lyrics are the illest disease, you need hospice

So if you think you see me comin', try and Dodge This)

'Cause I'm back, and I'm bringing the sound

Going the rounds, 12-rounds fight 'til you're down
I'm the same killer that you thought was a clown
Jackin' your mic; I'm the main thriller in town and


If you think I've lost my flow
Get your head out the commode 'cause I'm 'bout to show

All you no-plot whacks I'm still hard as a bone
Still the top dog, top gun rapper from old


All y'all vids are fake shiz, unlisted
You don't know what the deal is, and I'm illin' to give it
The realest rapper since Swagberg killed it

I ain't the best, but I'm the next best plan of attack, kids

So take a seat 'cause I'm about to blast this

Couple more seconds and we're past the blackness
Action is my motto, don't live in the past, yes so
Sit back, baby, 'cause Lulz is back, yeah


[UltHaxor]


Thought we'd be caught up in the warehouse sawdust
But we're not cannon fodder, we gotta trot onward
So don't act like a bother, we don't want your water

Our blood's a bit thicker, bringing blunt force trauma

Like Dusty's mustache, we're treasures not trash

Don't lust for our stash of lessons, letters, and raps
The spectrum won't last against our drastic magic
Tragically you're plastic, just meant for saran wraps


If you're just using building blocks to try for the top
Stop and just hop over to Minecraft with Notch

'Fore we take you down one, your results are all botched
And your connection is lost like that to Google Docs


Makin' OC alicorns? Well they're now deformed
And if they're reborn, expect malicious scorn
Stop tryin' to be OP, just take it down before

We free more power, can't Dodge This when we reform

[TheGrassSaysMooo]


It's bass blasting around in your face, watch this
Hate, all of the sounds pumping through you, Loch Ness

Monster, wrecking the scene, If I foster
Two words in a verse, I'm an imposter


Ruining the time, declaring I'm excellent
Everybody search for love, or something else relevant
Verses form quickly like the Chinese revolution

Fusion, send me to the portal straight to Equestria

Electronics is wub, not going to rub a dub

Dub, J.M. make crappy music, make me burn a rug
I'll give him a hug, with a brick to break the face
And bring a mace to his bass


I like to be a kind brony too
And make the music family friendly, dude

But sometimes I just gotta break loose
And bring the bass so I can apply the lube
"Zoinks, we're really in for it now Scoob!"


[ClaviSound]


(My fiery passion's so bright, it's like a furnace
Bring the heat all you want, you can't burn this
I'll leave you in a puzzle of pieces of hodgepodge bits

And it's a matter of time, 'cause you won't dodge this)

Clavi's here, spinning on the pony circuit
Got the beat, and you know I'm gonna work it
Like Rarity I'm the creme de la creme

Blast you apart with a word laser beam

I work to trash the baked bad in me,
You know I broke all records in the Academy
Because I don't just tear it up, I uproot it

I'm the pony rap Brony never dispute it

I got my Pinkie Pie goin', bringin' a smile
Give me an inch of party fever I'll take it a mile
Switching the style, when I'm flowing a rhyme

Nine times ninety nine, the weapon's sublime

Check the stats you see me winnin' the final match
ClaviSound rockin' the house with missus Vinyl Scratch
We here to stay, and no haters gonna dislodge this

And if you tryin', better get ready to dodge this