[Speak!]
Well, it ain't no fun if the homies can't run
Train on a dame that they met up at Chili's

She need good dick, so I make her pop a wheelie
Wristwatch T-Bos, diamonds chilly
Silly (*##$, $#&@ you and your TLC

Go and fetch me a sandwich, a BLT
No lettuce or tomato, but double on the bacon
After that, collect your %#@!, you need to get to shaking

Silly (*##$
Ugh, I wouldn't call myself a chauvinist
You just a dumb !@#% who can't accept my openness

Hopeless romantic and such
You trying to get me stiffer than a mannequin touch
Manic depressive, obsessive compulsive

And it's hard to stay focused with your legs wide open
And I'm sorry that I'm easily distracted
But I got a thing for southern girls with them accents

Yep, I tend to think with the wrong head
So don't get mad if I end up in the wrong bed
Next to, a perfect pair of tits

With a glass of OJ and some Eggs Benedict
Over easy, sleazy, and you don't believe me
When it's 9am and I say that I'm drinking

Cause I really got a problem
And as my father said on his deathbed
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

And weed