Well, I'm a funky low-down easy guitar slinger
Big drinker and honky-tonk and western swinger
When it comes to love then I ain't no beginner

I will drive girls crazy with just one finger

Well my daddy said "Son you're just wastin' time

You're never ever gonna make one single dime"
It wasn't hard for me to see all I was ever gonna be
Was a guitar slinger


Well, I was living the life of a guitar slinger
Womens and wine and whiskey for dinner

Oh, I knew I was in trouble the first time I seen her
I went and married that contemporary Christian singer.
Yes I did


Well now I run for home when it's closing time
I read my Holy Bible and I walk the mile

I can't wait to see what my baby's gonna do to me
A little guitar slinger


Well, there's a few licks left in this guitar slinger
Even though half of my stuff's in the###berland River
Well, now all I really need is just one six stringer

Yeah, I might have slowed down a little but buddy, I can still bring her.

Hell I'ma gonna show her when it's party time

See everybody dancin' and we'll feel so fine
If y'all just show up and cheer for me I swear I'll play for free
I'll be your guitar slinger

Yeah I'll be your little guitar slinger baby