Verse 1:
I'm a sad erratic tragic asthmatic panic cause i will stab it
far from average, alec's an addict actin like he's a !@$)got

addin' all these ad-libs, i'm rappin, fappin' up to this napkin
lackin' all this substance, but alec rappin is so fantastic
A captain, so sporadic, this $#&@in game I gotta have it

Like a rachet rugrat, I'm gonna ball till I get that madden
Catching all diseases, believin' %#@! is gonna happen
Back in scenes, mo-cappin, but this alter egos never actin'

addict (attic) to this rappin', a hidden gift, I'm so fantastic
Into action, stabbin these beats, I've got Em in a cabin
Got these teachers naggin, but my rappin skills they cannot fathom

Dude I'm pulling hoes, nevermind, I'm off my wagon
stackin', i'm attractin' these ladies, babies with all my rappin'
blacken dudes like draken, attackin' rappers that claim they swaggin

spittin' flames so rapid, no dragon, you be like "what just happened"
Rappers be like Elmer Fudd, Alec be that $#&@in' wabbit
pattin' dudes, in general, dude, my trade will make a mark

going ham with beats, i pull this beef just like a cater cart
on the moon, like armstrong, like a $#&@in' masterbater's arm.
Girls they $#&@in' love it but the dudes they $#&@in' hate the charm

i'm serial with my material, i kill material
venereal, i $#&@ the minds, they bite my lines, like serial
numbers, dude i wonder, when this kid will get a sponsor

a concert, i'm onward, dude i am a monster.

Verse 2:

You would think I was a criminal with bars and my sentences
i'll kill a rapper hide the body, leave no trace, no evidence
make out with their girl, i'll enter every single crevices

have a crazy party like i'm runnin for the president
no hesitance, i'm killin' tracks, that is $#&@in' evident
i'll show you what a monster is, i'll show you what a meance is

forget these other rappers, dude, these rappers are irrelevent
i'm a party animal, like donkies and an elephant
i'm elegant, tell a (*##$, dude I am a monster

i'm sick and i'm hot, dr. pepper is my sponser
when i'm gettin' bigger you can catch me at a concert
the bane of your life, dude i told you i'm a monster

i'm in between these words, yeah you know i've got those space bars
lyrics out this world, my car's equipped with some lay-sars
indie on the track, like a mother$#&@in' racecar

I'm chillin' here with Han Solo, catch me with those space bars

Verse 3:

I rapidly just stab the beat, Alec is a savage beast.
A dastardly travesty that has lost a bit of sanity
Bars so sweet and out this world they'll give you $#&@in' cavities

Guess I spit these Milky Way bars, fat kids are a fan of me.
I'm killin' tracks, I'm breaking backs, I am gotham's reckoning
i'm wrecking beats, i'm messaging the girls who will have sex with me

technically, affecting all my villains and my enemies
they said "how do you school them?" and i said it's elementary
i'm writin' bars in chemistry, messing with those chemicals

got that drive like auto, i ain't talking bout them tentacles
several credible sources say that i'm incredible
my bars are far from sensible, they thinkin' that it's edible

they bitin' off my tracks, yo, my grind in raps perpetual
dude, i am a superhero, mama, $#&@ that medical
all these rappers are the same, these rappers are dispensable.

I'm spittin' so impeccable, I'm spittin' so professional

Verse 4:

You can call me Joe Jackson, the way that I'm abusin' mics.
I'm usin' all these stupid lines, ruthless when I'm confusin' guys
movin' all my music to use it with just my crew and i

lose it when i'm hearin' all these stupid guys spit stupid lines
the truth in rhymes, stabbing' all these beats, yeah i've got hurtful lines
my vision's $#&@in' big like i've got mother$#&@in' urkel eyes

I'm rappin' about clever %#@!, (i'm) rappin' bout the girl I like.
You're rapping bout the money, yeah, you rappers don't deserve the mic.
you're worse then i, and that means a lot dude i rap terrible.

unbearable, no $#&@, i rip the beat, i call that terrible
my vision is improving like a mother$#&@in' carrot will
do to you, the %#@! i spew is new to all you there at will

Ever heard of me? Stayin' classy, just like ronald burgundy
I'll burn you to the third degree alec just murders perfectly
i'm certainly, hurtin' all of these rappers till they're burgundy
(i'm) urgently bringing to you the new, that ronald burgundy.