You ready?! Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this yo c'mon


This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will

Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!


Dan! - He doesn't need to win every hand
He just wants to be first whether it's the bluff or the call
He's going to fold every single hand, alone

In spite of the fact that some people still think that they'll beat him
But $#&@ them, he's got the read
It's not about the strategy

It's all about the salary and making some dough
Making the story - making sure his stack goes up
That means when he has it down Gus's picking it up! Let's go!


Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much

Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a living from winning stacks

Put it together himself, now the Hold'em connects
Never asking for someone's help, or to get some cold deck
He's only focused on what he bets, his skill is beyond reach

And now the card unfolds, the kill of an artist

This is twenty percent skill

Eighty percent gear
Be a hundred percent clear cause Ivey is ill
Who would've thought that he'd be the one to set the pot in flames

And I heard him rock it with The Series Poker, "Name Of The Game"
Came back dropped underdogs, flopping the nuts
I'm like Phil man, why you had the craziest bluff?

This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots
His stack's through the roof I heard he's $#&@ing with Long Shots


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They call him Hellmuth, the brat

And he's rocking hands
with Chan got him the first title he's hot
Found him playing Poker with God

What a $#&@in' nihilist porcupine
He's a prick, he's a @@#!
The type women want to be with, and the pros hope he gets shot

Lots of years in the playing, impatiently waiting then blow
Now the record Mr. Hellmuth's taking over the globe
He might be crazy at times, but his read is crazily dope

You wont believe the kind of read that comes out of this dude's throat

Dwan! - He's not your everyday on the block

He knows how to work with what he's got
"Durrrring" his way to the top
He often gets a comment on his name

People keep asking him was it given at birth
Or does it stand for an acronym?
No he's living facts, got him rocking the deck

He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with X
Him and his moves are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what he do and give a hundred percent


Forget Sam - Nobody really knows how or why he's just so good
It seems like he's never got tied

Because he wins every street and he wins every blind
And I've seen him at work when that style goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time

Before he even touches the hand or checks in no time
And those kinda of bluffs that he kills with,
The bets that he fires?

Ridiculous, without even trying,
How did he do it?!


Yeah! Poker stars
Dan Negreanu, Phil Ivey
Tom Dwan, Hellmuth, Sam Trickett